ERICA ROBINSON
is a brilliant, universally adept,
social alien butterfly, who came on this planet to chill and party with
earthly intelligence, only to find much of the world contains parasitic
idiots with chronic brain death, most of whom barely live on fear and greed
and/or Springer ideology. This is due to weak souls, which results not
entirely from, but primarily due to lack of core strength, way too many soft
drinks, and WonderBread fortified with soap operas. In an effort to combat
her disappointment and desire to get a stun gun, she actively seeks to
communicate common sense and love of life through, music, yoga, writing,
wine, flowers, things that are green, and buttery epicure. Erica changes the
color of her wings depending on her mood and climate, and has the ability to
shoot purple venom when necessary. Erica is an alchemist who is seeking the
perfect formula so that she can continue to be a baker, world class chef,
naïve person, CEO, housewife, genius, mother, lady of leisure, master of
many languages, loaf, soap maker, rock singer, traveler, and include a 2
hour yoga practice everyday while having the time to write and read all
about it. She is getting very close, and the formula looks something like:
3choc + 2spl x -6y+4ZZZ + 7Cmaj / 8savasana +24clear + 4red x 12y-spa
Erica sings, plays keys and percussion
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The World According to Erica
